Transcript Valentines

To the best roommates ever, my wonderful Transcript Staff, and my lovely DG sisters.
Happy Valentine’s Day!
-Marissa

Welch 013,
Couldn’t have asked for better roomies. Love you all!
-Natalie

WoHo:My beautiful current and future housemates, please take this symbol of my undying love. You are the most beautiful group of feminist men and women I have ever met.
Love
always,
Suzie,
the Woodchuck,
and the man
in the basement

Dear Jim,
Dancing with you feels like magic.
Guess who?

Lois Lane, I love you.
-Superman

Families are like fudge, sweet and a little nutty.
IF House love.
-Rachel V.

I Dunkaroosed Up in Them Guts to find these words—there are just Jewmanji out there, and I wanted to be Attenborough. I love ya from your Snake Hips to your Sassafras and everything in between. You make my Pop Fly!
Ocelot
Love

Dear Transcript Staffers,
Your word counts rock!
Sincerely,
Your
Adviser

O: IF House
“I like my whole house!
My whole house is
great!
FROM: Fig